11 Of The Most Absurd OkCupid Messages I’ve Received

Isn’t online dating fun?!

1.

“not a perve lol :)”

2.

So what am I so afraid of?

3.

I don’t know if wanting to do badd things to my body is bad(d), but telling me so is creepy. Even with the smiley face at the end.

4.

All this talk of my implied eternal damnation is really getting me hot

5.

I don’t even. :/

7.

“Lol just trying to be silly :p”

8.

I *would* fancy a conversation with my local police precinct

9.

Do ya get that feling?

10.

Thank you for saying I look like sunshine but I will not meet you on a roof.

11.

Ok, I kind of like this guy.

head to www.onlinedatinghating.tumblr.com for more evidence of my weird, sad life

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