1. Here’s The Addams Family set as you probably remember it:
2. There was a NOOSE in their frickin’ living room.
At least have the decency to keep your noose in the garage, Addams!
3. And DEAD THINGS everywhere!
I bet they come alive at night and prey on the souls of children.
4. And sweet wontons, is that an actual PORTAL TO HELL?
*Screams* *Faints* *Gets sucked into hell portal*
6. It looks vaguely like the set of iCarly or something.
Which is arguably less scary.
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