2. He does his own laundry (and he does not live with his parents).
5. He has strong opinions concerning contraceptives and sexual safety.
8. He’s not afraid to experiment with his personal style.
14. And poetic.
“I mean, we’re looking down on Wayne’s basement. Only that’s not Wayne’s basement.”
19. He has a best friend, so he won’t get too clingy.
25. He has an awesome dog.
“Aliens have kidnapped Wayne?!”