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Why Garth Algar Is The Perfect Man

If he were the president, he’d be Baberham Lincoln. Chyea!

1. He co-hosts a righteous cable-access show.

Excellent.

2. He does his own laundry (and he does not live with his parents).

3. He knows how to compliment a lady.

4. He sticks to his morals.

5. He has strong opinions concerning contraceptives and sexual safety.

6. He knows how to have a good time.

See?

7. He gives great life advice.

8. He’s not afraid to experiment with his personal style.

9. He’s always prepared.

11. He’s a good kisser.

12. He’ll treat you like you deserve to be treated.

14. And poetic.

“I mean, we’re looking down on Wayne’s basement. Only that’s not Wayne’s basement.”

15. He enjoys culinary pursuits.

16. He’s not afraid to say how he feels.

17. He stays true to himself.

18. He’s good with a hammer.

19. He has a best friend, so he won’t get too clingy.

21. He likes to travel.

22. He knows a lot about relationships.

23. And he tells it like it is.

24. He has big dreams, but he’s still realistic.

25. He has an awesome dog.

“Aliens have kidnapped Wayne?!”

26. He’s not too manly to hold your purse for you.

27. He is in touch with his sexuality.

31. He is perfect in every way.

32. Everyone should be more like Garth Algar!

(Please date me).

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