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Which Member Of The Bluth Family Are You?

“I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.” —hopefully not you

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  1. 1.
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    1. Shutterstock / Tom Gowanlock
      Wool.
    2. Shutterstock / Ortis
      Satin.
    3. Shutterstock / ub-foto
      Velvet.
    1. Twill.
    2. Khaki.
    3. Denim.
    1. Unbleached cotton.
    2. Felt.
    3. Hemp.
  2. 2.
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    1. “It took me longer than expected to get ready.”
    2. “I fell asleep.”
    3. “I got tied up.”
    4. “I’m not late, you’re early.”
    5. “What do you mean? I was here the whole time.”
    6. “I forgot.”
    7. “I needed a hand with something.”
    8. “Family issues.”
    9. There’s no excuse for being late.
  3. 3.
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    1. Herbal tea.
    2. Whole milk.
    3. Juice.
    1. Flickr / anotherlunch / Via Flickr: buzzymelibee
      Banana smoothie.
    2. Virgin piña colada.
    3. Straight vodka.
    1. Coffee.
    2. Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
    3. Flickr / Paul Lowry / Via Flickr: paul_lowry
      Colt 45.
  4. 4.
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    1. I’d really rather not make a chicken sound.
    2. Coo-coo-ca-chaw! Coo-coo-ca-chaw!
    3. Caw! Ca-caw! Caw! Ca-caw!
    4. Chaw! Chee-chaw! Chee-chaw!
    5. A-coodle-doodle-do! A-coodle-doodle-do!
    6. Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck-ahhh!
    7. Coo-caw! Coo-caw!
    8. Cock-a-doodle-doo, motherfucker!
    9. I don’t know, but I do know that chickens DON’T clap.
  5. 5.
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    1. Rainbow ice cream with rainbow sprinkles.
    2. Flickr / Mark Morgan / Via Flickr: markmorgantrinidad
      Häagen-Dazs rum raisin.
    3. Flickr / Preppybyday / Via Flickr: preppybyday
      Strawberry ice cream in a wafer cone.
    1. Flickr / Edward Lim / Via Flickr: kwein_01
      Banana split.
    2. Flickr / stuart_spivack / Via Flickr: stuart_spivack
      Vanilla ice cream in a bowl.
    3. Flickr / amylovesyah / Via Flickr: amylovesyah
      Ben & Jerry’s half baked
    1. Flickr / John Hritz / Via Flickr: jhritz
      Chocolate chip chocolate ice cream.
    2. Flickr / whitneyinchicago / Via Flickr: whitneyinchicago
      Coffee ice cream.
    3. I’m lactose intolerant.
  6. 6.
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    1. Study, study, study.
    2. Agonize. How are you going to learn this all in one night?
    3. Forge a note from your “mother” excusing yourself from class.
    4. Flirt with the smart kid in class and ask if you can cheat off him or her.
    5. Act like you’re sick so you can stay home from school.
    6. Skip school. There was a movie you wanted to see anyway.
    7. Explain to your teacher that you’re unprepared and ask for more time.
    8. Pay someone to take it for you.
    9. Panic and quit school.
  7. 7.
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    1. Mermaid.
    2. Wizard.
    3. Dragon.
    1. DeviantART / mreach / Via deviantart.com
      Leprechaun.
    2. Fairy.
    3. Unicorn.
    1. Cherub.
    2. DeviantART / Tyler Edlin Art / Via deviantart.com
      Gnome.
    3. DeviantART / no28t20 / Via deviantart.com
      Hobbit.
  8. 8.
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    1. X-ray vision.
    2. Super strength.
    3. Invisibility.
    4. Mind reading.
    5. Shape shifter.
    6. Flight.
    7. Mind control.
    8. Telekinesis.
    9. Teleportation.
  9. 9.
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    1. Just some toast.
    2. DeviantART / Roona-MBH / Via roona-mbh.deviantart.com
      Fruit Loops and milk.
    3. Hardboiled eggs.
    1. Flickr / gail_thepinkpeppercorn / Via Flickr: gail_thepinkpeppercorn
      Banana nut muffin.
    2. Bloody Mary.
    3. Flickr / jeffreyww / Via Flickr: jeffreyww
      Sausage.
    1. Bran flakes.
    2. Scrambled eggs.
    3. I have a meeting, there’s no time for breakfast.
  10. 10.
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    1. Out for a walk around town.
    2. Spending much-needed time with family.
    3. Shopping.
    4. On a date.
    5. Catching a show at the local theatre.
    6. At a work event.
    7. At a bar.
    8. Hanging with my hoes.
    9. No one invited me anywhere.
  11. 11.
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    1. Flickr / Rebecca Partington / Via Flickr: trinity
      Lettuce.
    2. Flickr / Stacy Spensley / Via Flickr: notahipster
      Mushrooms.
    3. Blue cheese.
    1. Flickr / Austin Kirk / Via Flickr: aukirk
      Hot sauce .
    2. Flickr / Stacy Spensley / Via Flickr: notahipster
      Caramelized onions.
    3. Club sauce.
    1. Banana peppers.
    2. A bun…duh.
    3. I don’t like burgers.
  12. 12.
    BuzzFeed / Erin Chack
    1. Myself!
    2. Important paperwork.
    3. Jewelry.
    4. Money.
    5. Irreplaceable photos.
    6. The family pet.
    7. Your favorite stuffed animal.
    8. Your diary.
    9. As many articles of clothing as you can carry.

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