I love the way my bed hugs me and I appreciate my blankets soft cuddles
1. Does the sight of warm, cozy bed fill you with feelings of longing?
2. Do you rely on your bed for emotional comfort?
4. Are you suspicious that others are trying to sabotage your time with your bed?
10. Is your bed the first place you go after a long day?
11. Do you find yourself appreciating your bed more than you appreciate other human beings?
16. Do you derive pleasure from spending an inordinate amount of time in it?
17. Have you deluded yourself into believing that your bed wants you to stay in it?
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