15 Things You Can't Do Right After You Get Your Nose Pierced

There are so many little things you able-nosed people take for granted.

1. Can't sleep on your face.

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Which is the only good way to sleep, let's be honest.

2. Can't blow your nose in a satisfying way.

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Who knows how much snot is up there?

3. Can't thoroughly wash your face.

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Can't get kicked in the back either probably.

4. Can't sneeze without fear of disaster.

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No-no-no-no-NO-CHOOOOO!

5. Can't pick your nose.

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Ah gad, shut up, we all do it.

6. Can't yawn real big.

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My brain is already so deprived of oxygen.

7. Can't make out with people.

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Vigorously.

8. Can't rub your face to express your exasperation to your peers.

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I guess I'll just have to verbally tell them how exhausting I find them.

9. Can't get the love and support of your parents.

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"Parents just don't understand." —Erin Chack, 2015.

10. Can't flare your nostrils for dramatic effect.

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Hey, sometimes you just gotta punctuate a snarky remark with a little nostril flare.

11. Can't eskimo kiss.

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Actually I'm glad I can't do this, this sucks.

12. Can't bang your face against the wall.

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Maaaan.

13. Can't get a pie in the face.

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Ughhh, but that's my favorite.

14. Can't get in fights with ducks.

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Even though ducks have it comin'.

15. Can't do whatever the heck this is:

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I had no idea such a tiny piece of metal would impact my life so intensely.

But you CAN look fly as heck.

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Awwwwwww yeah.

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