21 Things That Would Be Cool About Being A Dude

Speaking as a lady who desperately wishes she could piss out a campfire.

1. Growing facial hair.

Endless styling possibilities!

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2. Peeing standing up.

Road trips would be a breeze!

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3. Never having to wait for the bathroom.

Again, the penis thing.

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4. Using pockets instead of a purse to hold our things.


Attn. fashion designers: Make deeper pockets for us ladydudes.

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5. Parenting a child without giving actual birth.

Frickin’ dads having all the frickin’ fun without doing any of the frickin’ work.

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6. Avoiding this once every few weeks.


Srsly tho.

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7. Wearing comfortable shoes to formal events.

And bonus: funky socks!

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8. Having low-low-low maintenance haircuts.

Some women can absolutely rock this look. The rest of us, however, are doomed to shampoo and condition and blow and style until our arms fall off.

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9. Having no societal pressure to shave our legs.


You go, Mo’Nique!

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10. Or, ya know…

Years of our lives wasted. Years we’ll never get back.

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11. Doing a less conspicuous Walk Of Shame.

Oh, look, a man walking down the street in jeans and a shirt at 10 a.m. NOTHING SUSPICIOUS HERE.

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12. Attending winter weddings without fearing for our limbs.

Frostbite is a REAL thing, you guys!

Photo by: Joe Elario

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13. Accessorizing with ties.

Another cute accessory wasted on men. And Avril Lavigne.

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14. Covering up a bad hair day with a hat without it looking suspicious.

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No one wears a hat on a GOOD hair day is all I’m sayin’.

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15. Walking down the street without getting harrassed about our appearance.


Does catcalling ever work? Ever?!

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16. Walking home alone at night without freaking the fuck out at every twig snap.

Or maybe this happens to dudes too, idk idk idk.

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17. Having relaxed fit underwear options.

Sooo comfy.

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18. Not having to wear a bra at work.


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19. Tanning our buppies at the beach.

Perma-kini of death :(

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20. Running upstairs without THIS happening:

So much pain.

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21. Being considered sexy without having to take our clothes off.


I’m looking at you, magazine covers everywhere.

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