The Unabridged Sprouse Twins Twitpic War

It gets ugly. No, but really. posted on

1. Disney Channel stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse had an embarrassing photo competition on Twitter for the whole world to see and every second of it was glorious.

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2. Cole fired the first shots posting this photo of Dylan pre-reconstructive chin surgery.

3. Dylan, ever the older (by 15 minutes) and wiser twin, gave him an out.

4. Cole politely declined by posting this photo of Dylan’s best wide-mouth bass with a nervous twitch impression.

5. Dylan retaliated with a pic of Cole Tyrannosaurs-Rexing (yes, it’s a verb) the Eiffel Tower.

6. And aggressively followed up with this late night yawn selfie of Cole.

7. Cole fired back with a shot of Dylan’s chipmunk cheeks full of greasy dorm food in front of what appears to be his grandmother’s afghan.

8. Dylan’s comeback was a snarky screen grab of Cole’s IQ, which is actually pretty high.

9. Cole, now on the defense, regained ground with this absolutely amazing photo of Dylan with scurvy(?).

10. But Dylan took a decisive lead with Cole’s topless homecoming queen pic.

.@colesprouse game over....princess >:) been savin' this one for a moment just like this. huehuehuehue

11. Then Cole hit him with this beaut! A sultry, pouty Dylanita with a sweet rack, if I do say so myself.

13. And threw up a hail Mary!

@colesprouse You're lucky that one is already all over the internet....NOW THIS ONE WILL BE TOO. I will be the martyr

14. Cole waved the white flag, ending the war with this perfectly executed Suite Life zinger.

15. And Dylan left people guessing with this entirely rando usage of the word “girth.”

16. You guys do realize you’re twins, right?

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