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The Unabridged Sprouse Twins Twitpic War

It gets ugly. No, but really.

1. Disney Channel stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse had an embarrassing photo competition on Twitter for the whole world to see and every second of it was glorious.

Getty / Tim Whitby

2. Cole fired the first shots posting this photo of Dylan pre-reconstructive chin surgery.


Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse hey

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3. Dylan, ever the older (by 15 minutes) and wiser twin, gave him an out.


Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse If you start this war, I WILL END IT BROTHER

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4. Cole politely declined by posting this photo of Dylan’s best wide-mouth bass with a nervous twitch impression.


Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse EN GARDE

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5. Dylan retaliated with a pic of Cole Tyrannosaurs-Rexing (yes, it’s a verb) the Eiffel Tower.


Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse Your anthropological experience in a nutshell

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6. And aggressively followed up with this late night yawn selfie of Cole.

.@colesprouse I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET YUNGIN'

— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse)

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse I AIN’T THROUGH WITH YOU YET YUNGIN’

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7. Cole fired back with a shot of Dylan’s chipmunk cheeks full of greasy dorm food in front of what appears to be his grandmother’s afghan.

@dylansprouse Chew your food man

— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse)

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse Chew your food man

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8. Dylan’s comeback was a snarky screen grab of Cole’s IQ, which is actually pretty high.

.@colesprouse I bet I am facebook, thanks for asking

— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse)

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse I bet I am facebook, thanks for asking

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9. Cole, now on the defense, regained ground with this absolutely amazing photo of Dylan with scurvy(?).

@dylansprouse pre-puberty dylan rolls into the fray!

— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse)

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse pre-puberty dylan rolls into the fray!

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10. But Dylan took a decisive lead with Cole’s topless homecoming queen pic.

.@colesprouse game over....princess >:) been savin' this one for a moment just like this. huehuehuehue

— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse)

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse game over….princess >:) been savin’ this one for a moment just like this. huehuehuehue

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11. Then Cole hit him with this beaut! A sultry, pouty Dylanita with a sweet rack, if I do say so myself.

@dylansprouse Then we might as well finish this on equal grounds.......#princess

— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse)

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse Then we might as well finish this on equal grounds…….#princess

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12. Dylan was thrown off.

.@colesprouse Imma whup your ass

— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse)

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse Imma whup your ass

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13. And threw up a hail Mary!

@colesprouse You're lucky that one is already all over the internet....NOW THIS ONE WILL BE TOO. I will be the martyr

— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse)

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

@colesprouse You’re lucky that one is already all over the internet….NOW THIS ONE WILL BE TOO. I will be the martyr

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14. Cole waved the white flag, ending the war with this perfectly executed Suite Life zinger.

@dylansprouse you just ran in the lobby with this one #ImCallingMoseby

— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse)

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse you just ran in the lobby with this one #ImCallingMoseby

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15. And Dylan left people guessing with this entirely rando usage of the word “girth.”

.@colesprouse You can't escape my girth

— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse)

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse You can’t escape my girth

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16. You guys do realize you’re twins, right?

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