Disney Channel stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse had an embarrassing photo competition on Twitter for the whole world to see and every second of it was glorious.
Cole fired the first shots posting this photo of Dylan pre-reconstructive chin surgery.
@dylansprouse hey
Cole M. Sprouse
@colesprouse
@dylansprouse hey
Dylan, ever the older (by 15 minutes) and wiser twin, gave him an out.
.@colesprouse If you start this war, I WILL END IT BROTHER
Cole politely declined by posting this photo of Dylan's best wide-mouth bass with a nervous twitch impression.
@dylansprouse EN GARDE
Cole M. Sprouse
@colesprouse
@dylansprouse EN GARDE
Dylan retaliated with a pic of Cole Tyrannosaurs-Rexing (yes, it's a verb) the Eiffel Tower.
.@colesprouse Your anthropological experience in a nutshell
Dylan Sprouse
@dylansprouse
.@colesprouse Your anthropological experience in a nutshell
And aggressively followed up with this late night yawn selfie of Cole.
.@colesprouse I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET YUNGIN'
Dylan Sprouse
@dylansprouse
.@colesprouse I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET YUNGIN'
Cole fired back with a shot of Dylan's chipmunk cheeks full of greasy dorm food in front of what appears to be his grandmother's afghan.
@dylansprouse Chew your food man
Cole M. Sprouse
@colesprouse
@dylansprouse Chew your food man
Dylan's comeback was a snarky screen grab of Cole's IQ, which is actually pretty high.
.@colesprouse I bet I am facebook, thanks for asking
Dylan Sprouse
@dylansprouse
.@colesprouse I bet I am facebook, thanks for asking
Cole, now on the defense, regained ground with this absolutely amazing photo of Dylan with scurvy(?).
@dylansprouse pre-puberty dylan rolls into the fray!
Cole M. Sprouse
@colesprouse
@dylansprouse pre-puberty dylan rolls into the fray!
But Dylan took a decisive lead with Cole's topless homecoming queen pic.
.@colesprouse game over....princess >:) been savin' this one for a moment just like this. huehuehuehue
Dylan Sprouse
@dylansprouse
.@colesprouse game over....princess >:) been savin' this one for a moment just like this. huehuehuehue
Then Cole hit him with this beaut! A sultry, pouty Dylanita with a sweet rack, if I do say so myself.
@dylansprouse Then we might as well finish this on equal grounds.......#princess
Cole M. Sprouse
@colesprouse
@dylansprouse Then we might as well finish this on equal grounds.......#princess
Dylan was thrown off.
.@colesprouse Imma whup your ass
Dylan Sprouse
@dylansprouse
.@colesprouse Imma whup your ass
/ ViaAnd threw up a hail Mary!
@colesprouse You're lucky that one is already all over the internet....NOW THIS ONE WILL BE TOO. I will be the martyr
Dylan Sprouse
@dylansprouse
@colesprouse You're lucky that one is already all over the internet....NOW THIS ONE WILL BE TOO. I will be the martyr
Cole waved the white flag, ending the war with this perfectly executed Suite Life zinger.
@dylansprouse you just ran in the lobby with this one #ImCallingMoseby
Cole M. Sprouse
@colesprouse
@dylansprouse you just ran in the lobby with this one #ImCallingMoseby
/ ViaAnd Dylan left people guessing with this entirely rando usage of the word "girth."
.@colesprouse You can't escape my girth
Dylan Sprouse
@dylansprouse
.@colesprouse You can't escape my girth
/ ViaYou guys do realize you're twins, right?
