1. When you can't break away from your chatty aunt at the family Christmas party:
2. When your serially single roommate asks you for love advice:
3. When your best friend complains about her unsuccessful Etsy shop:
4. When you decide to save money by taking public transportation to the airport instead of getting a cab:
5. When you contemplate creative ways to escape your student debt:
6. When you meet a Twitter friend IRL:
7. When your little sister is about to leave for college and you feel like you should hit her with some life advice:
8. When you and your friends try going to a museum and the plan just crashes and burns:
9. When you're watching a couple fight on the subway and loving every second of it:
10. When someone meets your dog for the first time and they're not as enthusiastic as they should be:
11. When you see a car that's parked between two spaces:
12. When the weatherman promises 36" of snow and you get 3.6":
13. When you see someone walking down the street with their skirt tucked into their underwear:
14. When your supervisor asks where you see yourself in five years:
15. When you come home half an hour late and your cat is acting like she's never going to eat again:
16. When you go shopping at one of those new-agey, organic supermarkets and you're trying to seem like you fit in:
17. When your dad is play-arguing with your grandpa about who is going to pay the check:
18. When the new intern at your job is looking good:
19. When you forget your ex-boyfriend's Netflix password and you're forced to watch cable news:
20. When you leave the city for a fun weekend in the country:
21. When you're watching the Winter Olympics:
22. When people ask you what you want to be when you grow up:
23. When your biology report is due and you haven't researched anything:
24. When you try hanging out with new people for once:
25. When your roommate asks for help redecorating the living room:
26. When you try getting into football:
27. And when you and your friends decide to split a box of wine and they can't hang:
