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When you wake up hungover and someone already made coffee:
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When a Band-Aid floats past you in a public pool:
3.
When you deliver the perfect comeback without stuttering:
4.
When someone doesn't say "thank you" after you hold the door for them:
5.
When your mom leaves a voicemail and you check it and all it says is, "It's mom, call me back":
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When you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize there's no milk left:
7.
When two of your friends hooked up with each other and they're trying to keep it secret but e v e r y b o d y knows:
8.
When a hot person is like "omg I am so ugly" and you're like:
9.
When you accidentally bump into your crush:
10.
When you get carded at the bar and the bouncer looks at your face to make sure it matches your ID pic:
11.
When a celeb favorites a tweet you wrote about them:
12.
When you finally emerge from your Netflix coma:
13.
When you remember you still have homework at 10 p.m. on a Sunday night:
14.
When someone offers you the crust of their pizza:
15.
When you accidentally step in a puddle while wearing socks:
16.
When your boss tells a bad joke but you're required to laugh at it:
17.
When you remember an embarrassing thing that happened to you in middle school and you can't stop thinking about it:
18.
When you clog the toilet during dinner at your friend's house:
19.
When you instantly regret ordering what you ordered at a restaurant:
20.
When your S.O. brings up that thing you've been fighting about but you're in front of your friends:
21.
When you realize there are kids in high school who don't remember 9/11:
22.
When you watch the season finale of your favorite show and it hits you that it's really over:
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And when you're texting your crush and all you see is the "..." bubble:
