[praise hands emoji] x 1000
These made me Jarry happy.
This is my favorite thing.
BANJO KAZOOIE, BRUH.
They don’t let me have Skittles anymore.
These children have immaculate handwriting.
I am so happy.
Pls marry me
“On November 24, 2014 she had breakfast.”
“Hi everyone I’m having breakfast.”
It’s either incredibly vocally talented OR ridiculously good looking, ok? You don’t get to have both.
Your brain both terrifies and excites me.
I’m so proud to know you, Lauren.
Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate (Relax, it’s my arm).
This is the only thing I can think of when I hear that flavor.
is that me in 9
I used to be 100% certain that the sphere-shaped Imax theatre at the Liberty Science Center in NJ would dislodge from the building and roll down the turnpike, crushing innocent drivers and breaking the necks of those inside. I would grip the armrests of the theatre seats like I was riding a roller coaster whenever my grandpa took me to see a movie there.
My big white butt loves this ducking post.
My big white butt loves this fucking post.
You forgot the common starling. GO BACK TO EUROPE, STARLINGS.
When I was a kid my sister and I each wanted a MK & Ashley poster for our respective bedrooms and my mom said we could just get one and cut it in half.
I’m so proud of you, Kieby.
Welcome home, Samir!!!
This is it. This is the best thing we’ve ever done.
My parents’ favorite candy is Good & Plenty.
You are a champion.
Not *not* proud of this.
ERINS ARE WAY COOL. THEY’LL, LIKE, EAT AN ENTIRE PIZZA WITH YOU AND KICK YOUR ASS AT PING-PONG. RIGHT, GUYS? RIGHT? * cries softly *
Is that you, Ja’mie?