Proof That Tumblr Users Should Never Have Children

“Did you just say ‘spawned’?” This list was originally compiled by Tumblr user InsertFandomNameHere.

1. They’ll avoid “The Talk” at all costs.

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2. They’re a bad influence.

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3. Their priorities are all over the place.

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4. They treat their children like play things.

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5. They’re huge trolls.

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6. Seriously, they’re incredibly committed to trolling.

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7. They’re prideful for the wrong reasons.

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8. They don’t always do their research.

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10. Actually, maybe they’d be the best parents to have…

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