1. Be not intimidated.
Even around blood-thirsty carnivores 10 times your size.
Even around blood-thirsty carnivores 10 times your size.
But(t) don't overdo it.
And always have pizza on the mind.
Even if you have to resort to miming them.
Bonus points if you rock spikey hair while doing it.
Live every day like it's your birthday.
They will usually lead you to the fridge.
Don't worry if other people aren't into it.
And nap often.
It may feel like you're getting kicked in the head, b--oh wait, you are getting kicked in the head.
But discretion is important too.
Especially if it makes homework easier.
And definitely invest in a giraffe costume.
And never let anyone interrupt your shows.
Especially the little boy in the doorknob.
You might make some new friends out of it.
No matter how terrifying.
And never forget the importance of philanthropy.
And never go to a wedding without a few good moves up your sleeve.
Because you just are.