Here’s What Happens When You Ask A Bunch Of Adults To Label Male And Female Reproductive Systems

I guess you could say there’s a “vas deferens” between ladyparts and manjunk.

We asked a bunch of grown adults to label diagrams of male and female reproductive systems. This is fifth-grade science, so it should’ve been easy, right?

Adam Ellis

Here are the correctly labeled diagrams for reference.

BOYS:

1. Some of the gentlemen were a little too liberal with euphemisms.

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2. Some folks were apparently too hungry to take science seriously.

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3. One poor soul didn’t believe in his own prostate.

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4. This dude had an overly simplistic, if not entirely inaccurate, concept of how biology works.

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5. Someone had been playing too much Legend of Zelda.

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6. Some people were clearly terrified of vaginas.

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7. Or huge fans of the P.

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8. Some people were just confused in general.

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9. One person clearly had potatoes on the brain.

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10. Extra points for referring to the penis as “DA DICK” but minus points for being terrified of your own bladder.

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11. And finally there were some who straight up didn’t understand the assignment.

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GIRLS:

12. The ladies started out strong but were quickly distracted by the amount of tubes.

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13. Others got confused between the penis and basic plumbing.

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14. Some were a little confused where girls pee from (it’s OK, it happens to the best of us). Extra points for “tush.”

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15. Some were unnecessarily descriptive. I’m looking at you, “loose vagina hole” and “jizz tube.”

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16. And others knew their own bits but not their male counterpart’s.

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17. And finally! A perfectly labeled map of both sets of genitals! Hooray!

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