4. “I seriously don’t remember anything after howling ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ with that black lab.”
11. “I need greasy fast food in my stomach to soak up this river of alcohol.”
13. “I never want to leave this bed. This bed is my new home.”
14. “Light feels like a thousand silvery swords stabbing me directly in the eye holes.”
15. “I’m just trying to forget what the word ‘beer’ even means.”
16. “Did we even know those cocker spaniels that showed up at 2 a.m.?”
20. “A thousand bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches couldn’t make this right.”
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