1.
When you accidentally send a text to the person you were talking smack about:
2.
When someone asks you "Did you lose weight?" like it's some kind of compliment:
3.
When you're home alone but you hear a creaking noise in another room:
4.
When your roommate makes too much food for dinner and asks if you want the rest:
5.
When you can't execute a pose in yoga class and you just sit there hoping no one else notices:
6.
When a new bagel place opens up near your apartment:
7.
When your waiter brings out food and you're trying to tell if it's for your table:
8.
When someone wears Uggs to a wedding:
9.
When you open your laptop in a meeting and "Party in the USA" starts playing at full volume:
10.
When you hear your roommate yell "Who ate the last Girl Scout cookie?!" two rooms away:
11.
When someone uses the word "irregardless" in earnest:
12.
When a crying baby on the subway is testing your last nerve:
13.
When you run into that kid you had a class with senior year but you can't remember his name:
14.
When someone with a clipboard stops you on the street and asks "Do you care about children?":
15.
When your friend is dating someone new and they're in that annoying "puppy love" phase:
16.
When you get a G-chat from your boss that says "Do you have a sec?":
17.
When you go to a wedding and it's a cash bar:
18.
When something rings up at the register for cheaper than you thought it would be:
19.
When you really want your friend to come to a weird party with you so you don't have to go alone:
20.
When your favorite character gets killed off a show:
21.
When you get to work and you can't remember if you locked your front door:
22.
When your significant other gets you a present for your anniversary even after you agreed NO PRESENTS:
23.
When you get home from vacation and open the fridge and it smells like something died in there:
24.
When you drop your phone and you're too scared to pick it up and see the damage:
25.
When you see a righteous booty from across the room:
26.
When you just remembered you forgot to text your friend back...days later:
27.
When someone tells you they actually enjoy Justin Bieber's music:
28.
When a parking space opens up RIGHT in front of the store you're going to:
29.
When you're not even through your front door and you can smell someone's baking something marvelous:
30.
When someone tells you they don't really like pizza:
31.
When you try to take a quick shower before the delivery guy shows up, but you hear the doorbell right when you put shampoo in your hair:
