1.
This motorized scooter is so happy it's Friiiday.
2.
This onion is plotting your demise.
3.
This broccoli heard what you said about vegetables, and it doesn't like it.
4.
This wall panel is so thankful he has hands.
5.
This plug is very unsubtly hitting on you.
6.
And this charger wouldn't mind if you'd kindly REMOVE THE PLUG FROM HIS EYE.
7.
This little cookie thinks the sun shines out your ass.
8.
And these bags of mulch don't trust what that shovel is up to.
9.
Can someone please get this pepper a tissue? He's about to sneeze!
10.
These machines are wiser than you'd think.
11.
This telescope never gets tired of the view up here.
12.
This pair of pants is veeeery suspicious of your intentions.
13.
This stick is psyched to be alive!
14.
This sink can't believe how JUICY that gossip was.
15.
This grill just thought of the most evil prank for April Fools' Day.
16.
This car compartment can't believe how HUNGRY he is.
17.
This church hopes you like his new mustache. He's feeling a little self conscious about it.
18.
"MUAHAHAHAHA" — This slipper.
19.
This corn kernel can't believe how lucky she is to be apart of this burrito!
20.
This switch has two fingers he wants you to see.
21.
This metal plate will catch up with you guys in a minute, he's just gotta catch his breath.
22.
These red shirts are just resting their eyes.
23.
This box is paying his respects to all the pizzas who are about to get eaten.
24.
It's this shell's first time at the beach and she is just speechless.
