Baseballs Are Dangerous And You Should Avoid Them At All Costs

Watch your heads.

1. First, the bats came for us, and we did nothing.

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2. Then last night, Anthony Rendon knocked this home run over the left field wall — and the ball nearly knocked a Phillies fan out cold.

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3. (Incidentally, the next time someone makes fun of you for bringing your glove to the game, you show them this.)

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4. And this, from Hanley Ramirez last night, looks just like a normal foul out of play.

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5. When it was, in fact, a lethal projectile designed to wake even the most narcoleptic beat writer.

Molly Knight


Hanley Ramirez foul ball into the press box five minutes ago almost killed us all: #rip

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6. And the years-long struggle of Man vs. Baseball goes ever on. Remain vigilant out there.

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