Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas.
Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas.
Reteach the lessons on the Indian Removal Act, hahahah. I mean, clearly the kids already learned what the Trail of Tears was, that’s how they were able to reference it on their banner. They don’t need lessons in Native American history, they need lessons in how not to be assholes.
“We have laws, and we need to follow those laws, because the USA has never, ever had laws that needed to change. Nope, not once, not ever. No, really, I can’t think of one instance in the history of the USA of a law that has been changed. What’s that? You can list plenty of laws that have been changed? You can list laws that have changed and made the USA a better place because of those changes? Please allow me to stick my fingers in my ears before you start talking; I don’t want to listen to reason. Okay, fingers are in ears, you can start talking again.”
I was with you until #8, at which point the universe split into two realities and your list completely stopped making sense to me.
Just because you’re extroverted doesn’t mean you can’t also be shallow and unintellectual. Plenty of extroverts have no problem showing others that they are incredibly smart and thoughtful: if people always think you’re shallow and unintellectual, maybe it’s because you’re actually shallow and unintellectual.
“hack”, when used to mean “tip”
I haven’t crunched all the available data, but my preliminary findings indicate that sometime in the fall of 2013, every single Buzzfeed headline will contain a word that is being used incorrectly.
Number 5 is the housemate that everyone wants to live with.
If he doesn’t want to do his job, then he should say “no” to the job and quit. He shouldn’t be allowed to say “no” to the duties of the job and get to keep his job.
“Why has the tragic death of these two brothers become a rallying point for right-wing conservatives?” Because when two white kids are dead, no one really wants to have the discussion that maybe they were dead because they were drug dealers.
35. Being reduced to a stereotype that you could figure out after being in Austin for 15 minutes
This is harsh because the only reason there weren’t female astronauts in 1962 was because NASA didn’t want there to be female astronauts in 1962. Russia put women into space early on, and NASA could’ve done the same thing, but they didn’t want to. That is neither respectful nor polite: it’s shitty and condescending.
I’d suggest you go watch Spartacus, but you’d probably just think it was a time travel movie.
Banning books is awful, but so is The Giving Tree. Even if you don’t think it’s sexist, it still promotes giving and giving and giving and giving to a selfish person who takes literally every last thing from you and gives you nothing in return, not even gratitude.
Stupidity is suggesting that a 19-year-old with a learning disability and a defense lawyer in a murder trial should be held to the same standard.
If anyone needs to “get over it”, it’s people defending her. Paula Deen said things that most people would be fired for saying. Then she got fired. Being unashamed of your racism is something that should have a damaging effect to your livelihood. Don’t like that? Get over it.
10 More Pictures that PROVE I’m a Humorless One-Trick Pony
Of all the people who don’t get satire anymore, I think people who don’t get it the most are People Who Attempt Satire.
You are really bad at finding 17 foods that people are supposed to agree are awful.
How DARE they.
I feel worse after reading that article than all 134 IHOP retweeters combined.
Understanding irony is hard for some people, but come ON. There isn’t ANYTHING incongruous about the graffiti. Graffiti ruins walls, and that’s exactly what the graffiti says. I can’t imagine anything less ironic.
Conspiracy theorists are not “science bloggers”, they’re the exact opposite.
I’m not sure what you’re trying to do here, but you’re failing at it.
I CARE A GREAT DEAL ABOUT GRAMMAR AND BY GRAMMAR I MEAN “SPELLING MISTAKES”
The only people who would find this convincing are people who have never heard of Lindsay Lohan.
Smash being a shitty show shouldn’t be an excuse to be snotty to someone in emails. She was perfectly cordial to you, and you were an ass. Did Theresa Rebeck steal your boyfriend or something? Why so rude?
1 Thing Your Should Know If You’re Going To Claim that the Catholic Church Does Not Hate Gay People 1. Telling gay people that the way they fuck is a sin reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally makes it look like you hate gay people. If you want people to think you don’t hate gay people, stop acting like people who do hate gay people.
Taylor Swift could punch Michelle Obama in the face while huffing spray paint and her fans would say “Everyone punches Michelle Obama in the face while huffing spray paint. Deal with it.”
7 Things I Will Claim Democrats Are Not Freaking Out Over, Because Like, I Don’t Know Enough Democrats
TEN DOLLARS AN HOUR?
“With regards to the pricing of our sandwiches, “FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG” is a registered trademark as a descriptive name for the sub sold in Subway® Restaurants and not intended to tell you how much the sandwich costs.”
So much energy, you’ll think you’ve been sucking on a 9-volt battery.
“If she’s not a rock star, who in contemporary mainstream culture is?” Ummm, Lindsey Lohan does tons of drugs and punches strangers in the face. She’s more of a rock star than someone who sings songs about sex that were written by other people.
I don’t really like Chris Brown, but if someone tweets that you are a worthless piece of shit, what are you supposed to do? Agree with them? Thank them? Chris Brown isn’t attacking anyone here, he’s responding to attacks by Jenny Johnson.