Sometimes, people who get no tip deserve no tip. I tip 20% for average service, maybe 15% for not that great service, and will tip a nickel on those rare occasions when the entire dining experience was a clusterfuck from start to finish. There's no way to tell from that receipt if the server was a total fuckup or not.

Person Writes Buzzfeed Headline; Totally Misuses the Word “Ban” so that People Will Read Story

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A KID OF THE 90s IF: YOU MAKE A 90s LIST AND A THIRD OF IT IS 80s STUFF

Support signs big enough for me to read without squinting.

This is not an optical illusion.

Describing something accurately and punctuating it with “omg”, “what the fuck”, and “really?” is not the same thing as being funny. In fact, it's about as far away from being funny as possible.

Great. One more thing to add to the “Disgusting, yet Masturbatory” list.

Fuckyeahtexasy'all