Shelter Pets Are The Worst

So, you've decided to add a four-legged furry friend to your pack? Well, whatever you do... do not adopt a shelter pet. Seriously, they're the absolute worst.

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First of all, there are not nearly enough options at your local shelter.

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They never have any purebreds.

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They only have dogs...

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And cats.

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Seriously. Only dogs and cats.

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All shelter dogs are pitbull mixes.

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Or are super aggressive...

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Shelter cats don't have any personality or style.

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They definitely aren't friendly.

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You'll never find the next Grumpy Cat at a shelter.

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And you'll never find a dog that loves selfies as much as you do at a shelter.

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Animal shelters never have kittens.

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So, if you're looking for a new best friend, never, ever go to the animal shelter.

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Because you will never, ever, find your new Netflix snuggle buddy at an animal shelter.

Shelter pets need your love.

Since 1927, the Kennebec Valley Humane Society has provided shelter, food, and medical services to local animals in need. Our mission is to care for, protect and place animals for adoption in lifelong homes and to prevent cruelty to animals by educating our communities in the proper and humane care of all animals.

Find your new best friend by visiting our Facebook page today!