Not to be Debbie Downer, but there’s over 300,000 people born everyday. Unless you can narrow it down to the exact minute (which I think is possible, but the lack of enough famous people to cover every minute, plus actual recording of their death), then I think its silly to assume 300k people all were the next incarnation of a deceased semi-famous person. Also, I sort of feel that it would make more sense to count the moment of CONCEPTION and not birth. That being said, I used to be a literary agent for F. Scott Fitzgerald ;)

LOVE THIS

Nice try, Samsonite. Some of this situations seem to be a little…purposeful. I mean, gunshots? Laptops so tortured and ripped apart, they’re barely recognizable?

Why are you lying to him? The size you have at 15 is pretty much as big as its going get.

Very unrealistic

Fuck that HBO show. As a matter of fact, fuck HBO. That channel’s done for, once they’re playing shit like ‘Girls’.

Can Starbucks legally sell a drink with 1600 mg of caffeine? that seems very hazardous. But I mean, I guess its right there on the receipt..