I was on a booze cruise with my ex and reasonably tipsy when my ex became bothered by a guy smoking a cigarette on the deck. My ex loudly complained to him to “put that f**king thing out.” Smoker then blew smoke his direction and went back to talking to his friends. My ex, enraged, walks right up to the guy and BIT HIS FACE. ZOMBIE STYLE. I think it’s safe to say he left a scar and I left him.