Er, can we all just go back to bed now? Check out The Eric Andre Show Thursday, October 3 at 12:30 AM (E.P.) on Adult Swim. If anyone knows how you feel, it's us.
1.What a lovely day outside! I think I'll wear my best and least water-resistant articles of clothing!
2.You're full of brisk energy! The stairs will be an easy task!
3.You remember to make yourself a well-balanced breakfast FULL of calcium and probably some other healthy vitamins and minerals or something. Good job.
4.How about taking the bus today? Yeah, that sounds like a fun idea! Cars are totally old news anyway.
5.OK, so you're on the bus, that's pretty cool. Everyone is SO friendly. That crazy guy sitting next to you LOVES you!
6.Oh it's time for work? You love work! You get to sit at a DESK. HOW COOL ARE DESKS?
You still there? Okay? Cool. Let's move on.
7.You and your boss are finally working as a TEAM. Isn't responsibility wonderful?
8.You got sooo much done at work today! The hours of staring at a computer screen feel like a massage for your eyeballs.
9.Woo! Now you're home and ready to hang out with your significant other!
10.You two have a beautiful relationship that nobody else could possibly understand.
Hey, where are you going? We're not done yet!
11.How about a nice homemade meal? Pancakes from scratch maybe? Sounds delicious!
12.Now for a nice, relaxing evening to yourself with a good book. Furthering your education will put you in a great mood!
13.Ahhh, finally time for a lovely, peaceful slumber. Wasn't today amazing?
