BuzzFeed - Marky http://buzzfeed.com/ergoproxy BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2013 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 20 May 2013 18:14:45 -0400 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) BuzzFeed http://www.buzzfeed.com/static/images/public/rss/logo.png http://buzzfeed.com/ergoproxy World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal http://www.buzzfeed.com/svoip/worlds-first-live-lip-dub-marriage-proposal-4y59 Check out this amazing and awesome proposal video… I hope my girlfriend doesn’t see this.

Via: tubecrunch.blogspot.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/svoip/worlds-first-live-lip-dub-marriage-proposal-4y59 Sat, 26 May 2012 03:49:47 -0400 <strong>Check out this amazing and awesome proposal video...</strong> I hope my girlfriend doesn&#39;t see this. svoip nonadult How Common Is Your Birthday? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/how-common-is-your-birthday I hate being common.

Source: nytimes.com  /  via: thedailyviz.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/how-common-is-your-birthday Wed, 16 May 2012 09:43:52 -0400 <b>I hate being common.</b> mjs538 nonadult 15 Ways To Make All Your Friends Hate You http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/15-ways-to-make-all-your-friends-hate-you I’m still doing all of these.

Every morning do THIS:

Every morning do THIS:

Or THIS:

Or THIS:

And THIS behind every door:

And THIS behind every door:

Don't forget to do THIS:

Don&#39;t forget to do THIS:

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/15-ways-to-make-all-your-friends-hate-you Thu, 10 May 2012 17:09:49 -0400 <b>I&#39;m still doing all of these.</b> daves4 nonadult This Is How They're Selling Mobile Phones In Russia http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/this-is-how-theyre-selling-mobile-phones-in-russi I guess Russian women don’t use cell phones. Via MegaFon, the second largest mobile phone operator in the country. 12 Vargas-like pin-up girl posters.

" A High-quality network is vital on your business trips..."

" A High-quality network is vital on your business trips..."

"Don't be alarmed. I'm a...fashion CEO."

"Stay connected no matter where you are!"

"Stay connected no matter where you are!"

Alien ass crack!

"Bothered by uncertainty? Consultant will help you!"

"Bothered by uncertainty? Consultant will help you!"

What sexual meaning does that swan tapestry hold?

"Time is money!"

"Time is money!"

(*Gawd*)

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Source: yarosh.livejournal.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/this-is-how-theyre-selling-mobile-phones-in-russi Mon, 07 May 2012 13:55:07 -0400 <b>I guess Russian women don&#39;t use cell phones.</b> Via MegaFon, the second largest mobile phone operator in the country. 12 Vargas-like pin-up girl posters. copyranter nonadult <b>"Don&#39;t be alarmed. I&#39;m a...fashion CEO."</b> nonadult <b>Alien ass crack!</b> nonadult <b>What sexual meaning does that swan tapestry hold?</b> nonadult (<i>*Gawd*</i>) nonadult <b>Happy camel is happy.</b> nonadult <b>Leering man is parked at a green light, miss politsiya.</b> nonadult <b>No visible excitement underneath that ripped Centaur. Take him in, ladies. This is all you&#39;re getting in this post.</b> nonadult <b>Oh look: she reads <i>Vogue</i>, he noticed on the 7th viewing.</b> nonadult <b>Nothing racially insensitive here.</b> nonadult <b>Oh look, a crab.</b> nonadult <b>Anybody got a translation for what&#39;s on the board?</b> nonadult <b>ARE WE DONE YET? YES? JESUS.</b> nonadult These are images from the company's 2012 calendar, but are being used in current ads, too according to two sources I found. The campaign launched at the end of last year, and continues in 2012. In Putin Russia, all men erect all the time. Ad agency: unknown. nonadult The "Falling Bear" Is Dead http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/the-falling-bear-is-dead Sad news, everybody: the bear who spawned a thousand memes after falling out of a tree last week has died.

Local Colorado station KWQC reports,

Just a week after becoming famous for falling out of a tree after being tranquilized on the University of Colorado campus, "Falling Bear" has been struck and killed by a car. Falling Bear met its doom on U.S. Highway 36 near Boulder early Thursday morning. A snapshot of its fall from the tree last week went viral after it was posted, sparking a now-resolved fight over ownership rights to the photo and quickly leading to a falling bear meme.

The bear famously tranquilized on the University of Colorado campus last week, and immortalized in a viral photo by CU student Andy Duann, met a tragic death early Thursday in the Denver-bound lanes of U.S. 36. Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials said a 280-pound black bear that died on U.S. 36 after being hit by a car at about 5:40 a.m. Thursday was the same bear that became known worldwide last week after wandering onto the CU campus near the Williams Village dorm complex.

Are you happy now, CARS? You've just killed the internet's favorite new meme, literally. Today is a sad day.

Via: uproxx.com

LINK: The 9 Best Images From The Falling Bear Meme

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/the-falling-bear-is-dead Fri, 04 May 2012 11:57:31 -0400 <b>Sad news, everybody: the bear who spawned a thousand memes after <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/bear-in-mid-air">falling out of a tree</a> last week has died.</b> whitneyjefferson nonadult nonadult Local Colorado station KWQC <a href="http://www.kwqc.com/story/18146141/famous-falling-bear-killed-by-car">reports</a>, <blockquote>Just a week after becoming famous for falling out of a tree after being tranquilized on the University of Colorado campus, "Falling Bear" has been struck and killed by a car. Falling Bear met its doom on U.S. Highway 36 near Boulder early Thursday morning. A snapshot of its fall from the tree last week went viral after it was posted, sparking a now-resolved fight over ownership rights to the photo and quickly leading to a falling bear meme. The bear famously tranquilized on the University of Colorado campus last week, and immortalized in a viral photo by CU student Andy Duann, met a tragic death early Thursday in the Denver-bound lanes of U.S. 36. Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials said a 280-pound black bear that died on U.S. 36 after being hit by a car at about 5:40 a.m. Thursday was the same bear that became known worldwide last week after wandering onto the CU campus near the Williams Village dorm complex.</blockquote> Are you happy now, CARS? You&#39;ve just killed the internet&#39;s favorite new meme, literally. Today is a sad day. nonadult nonadult nonadult What Exactly Is This Sleazy Dating Site Billboard Saying? http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/what-exactly-is-this-sleazy-dating-site-billboard Established Men “connects ambitious and attractive girls with successful and generous benefactors to fulfill their lifestyle needs.” That sounds copacetic.

1. Because if she doesn't study, she'll end up with a fat bald rich guy—like we feature on our site?

2. Because if she doesn't study, she won't end up with a fat bald rich guy—like we feature on our site?

3. ???

Spotted in Boston, according to AdRants.

Source: adrants.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/what-exactly-is-this-sleazy-dating-site-billboard Tue, 01 May 2012 11:47:30 -0400 <b>Established Men "connects ambitious and attractive girls with successful and generous benefactors to fulfill their lifestyle needs."</b> That sounds copacetic. copyranter nonadult nonadult 1. Because if she doesn&#39;t study, she&#39;ll end up with a fat bald rich guy&mdash;like we feature on our site? 2. Because if she doesn&#39;t study, she <i>won&#39;t</i> end up with a fat bald rich guy&mdash;like we feature on our site? 3. ??? Spotted in Boston, according to <a href="http://www.adrants.com/2012/04/hot-girl-fat-guy-deliver-mixed-message.php">AdRants</a>. nonadult Things Cathulhu Likes http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/things-cathulhu-likes We have discovered the end game evolution of cats. Not sure how long I have until they realized I’ve leaked their pla—-.

Source: wealldraw.tumblr.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/things-cathulhu-likes Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:47:46 -0400 <b>We have discovered the end game evolution of cats.</b> Not sure how long I have until they realized I&#39;ve leaked their pla---. donnad nonadult Models Without Makeup: Louis Vuitton Edition http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/models-without-makeup-louis-vuitton-edition They seem to be compensating with push-up bras.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/models-without-makeup-louis-vuitton-edition Tue, 27 Apr 2010 13:01:58 -0400 They seem to be compensating with push-up bras. akdobbins nonadult The Official Anthem For 24 Year Old People Everywhere http://www.buzzfeed.com/thefalafel/the-official-anthem-for-24-year-old-people-everywh-4x8q He’s not really that old but he’s not that young.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/thefalafel/the-official-anthem-for-24-year-old-people-everywh-4x8q Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:22:17 -0400 <b>He&#39;s not really that old but he&#39;s not that young.</b> thefalafel nonadult Incredible Cardboard Sculptures http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/incredible-cardboard-sculptures Artist Chris Gilmour creates these stunning sculptures using only cardboard and glue. He must have had an awesome Arts & Crafts teacher in grade school.

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Source: chrisgilmour.com  /  via: b3ta.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/incredible-cardboard-sculptures Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:37:07 -0400 <b>Artist <a href="http://www.chrisgilmour.com/en.opere.html">Chris Gilmour</a> creates these stunning sculptures using only cardboard and glue.</b> He must have had an awesome Arts &amp; Crafts teacher in grade school. catesish nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Portraits Using People As Pixels http://www.buzzfeed.com/t0ph3r/portraits-using-people-as-pixels-5bwv Artist Craig Alan constructs portraits of pop-culture icons using people as pixels. Alan’s portraits of Marilyn Monroe, JFK, and Jackie O are pretty sweet, but my fav is definitely the one of Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Source: boredpanda.com

Source: boredpanda.com

Source: boredpanda.com

Source: boredpanda.com

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/t0ph3r/portraits-using-people-as-pixels-5bwv Mon, 16 Apr 2012 03:06:12 -0400 <b>Artist <a href="http://www.viningsgallery.com/featured-artists/craig-alan/">Craig Alan</a> constructs portraits of pop-culture icons using people as pixels.</b> Alan&#39;s portraits of Marilyn Monroe, JFK, and Jackie O are pretty sweet, but my fav is definitely the one of Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast at Tiffany&#39;s. t0ph3r nonadult You may think that Tupac and Will.i.am holograms... http://www.buzzfeed.com/ergoproxy/you-may-think-that-tupac-and-william-holograms-wk9s-ako

You may think that Tupac and Will.i.am holograms are the most important or that only rappers get them, if you had never heard of Hatsune Miku.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ergoproxy/you-may-think-that-tupac-and-william-holograms-wk9s-ako Mon, 16 Apr 2012 10:35:28 -0400 You may think that Tupac and Will.i.am holograms are the most important or that only rappers get them, if you had never heard of Hatsune Miku. ergoproxy adult Sushibot Does Exactly What You'd Think http://www.buzzfeed.com/boing/sushibot-does-exactly-what-youd-think-19ks Coming to a kitchen or sushi bar near you.

LINK: Read all about it in Wired

Would-be sushi moguls take note: Suzumo has a line of sushi robots that might fulfill your 24-7 maki-making fantasies. The Japanese company is displaying its machines at the World Food and Beverage Great Expo 2012 in Tokyo this week.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/boing/sushibot-does-exactly-what-youd-think-19ks Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:46:38 -0400 <b>Coming to a kitchen or sushi bar near you.</b> boing nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Would-be sushi moguls take note: Suzumo has a line of sushi robots that might fulfill your 24-7 maki-making fantasies. The Japanese company is displaying its machines at the World Food and Beverage Great Expo 2012 in Tokyo this week. nonadult 13 Simple Steps To Get You Through A Rough Day http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/13-simple-steps-to-get-you-through-a-rough-day If you are having a bad day then you should probably look at this post.

Step 1: Print this picture and hang it over your desk.

Step 1: Print this picture and hang it over your desk.

Source: epic4chan.tumblr.com

Step 2: Be uplifted by this inspiring corgi cross stitch.

Step 2: Be uplifted by this inspiring corgi cross stitch.

Source: etsy.com  /  via: tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com

Step 3: Feel pretty.

Step 3: Feel pretty.

Step 4: Imagine you are this penguin.

Step 4: Imagine you are this penguin.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/13-simple-steps-to-get-you-through-a-rough-day Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:15:16 -0400 <b>If you are having a bad day then you should probably look at this post.</b> mjs538 nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <big><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/text-from-dog-is-the-best-tumblr-about-text-messag?ref=13things">BONUS: Don&#39;t miss these hilarious text message conversation a guy had with his dog!</a></big> nonadult Your guinea pig with a sombrero is so hipster. http://www.buzzfeed.com/ergoproxy/your-guinea-pig-with-a-sombrero-is-so-hipster-vpk7-ako Your guinea pig with a sombrero is so hipster.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ergoproxy/your-guinea-pig-with-a-sombrero-is-so-hipster-vpk7-ako Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:24:21 -0400 Your guinea pig with a sombrero is so hipster. ergoproxy adult Two Naked Girls Jumping Out Of A Burning Boat (NSFW) http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/two-naked-girls-jumping-out-of-a-buring-boat-nsfw-8q4 WTF image of the century?

Source: 4.asset.soup.io  /  via: theswedishbed.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/two-naked-girls-jumping-out-of-a-buring-boat-nsfw-8q4 Sun, 18 Mar 2012 07:48:14 -0400 <b>WTF image of the century?</b> mathieus nonadult Serenity In Lego http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/serenity-in-lego-hpz The title of Nate Daly’s project, “Serenity In Lego”, sounds like a masterpiece. Which, this is of course. I guess I never noticed Serenity looks like a really mean looking pheasant.

Source: farm8.staticflickr.com  /  via: http://%20http://www.flickr.com/photos/nate_daly/

Source: Tumblr.com  /  via: nate_daly

Source: farm7.staticflickr.com  /  via: flickr.com

Source: farm8.staticflickr.com  /  via: flickr.com

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/serenity-in-lego-hpz Mon, 19 Mar 2012 12:27:37 -0400 <b>The title of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nate_daly/">Nate Daly&#39;s</a> project, "Serenity In Lego", sounds like a masterpiece.</b> Which, this is of course. I guess I never noticed Serenity looks like a really mean looking pheasant. ashleytalong nonadult random popular meme mashup. do not want. http://www.buzzfeed.com/ergoproxy/random-popular-meme-mashup-do-not-want-vebq-ako random popular meme mashup. do not want.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ergoproxy/random-popular-meme-mashup-do-not-want-vebq-ako Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:28:47 -0400 random popular meme mashup. do not want. ergoproxy adult Six Things You Didn't Know About Sabu, the LulzSec Leader-Turned-FBI-Informant http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/five-things-you-didnt-know-about-sabu-the-lulzse Hector Xavier Monsegur used to run legendary hacker group LulzSec. Today, we found out he works for the FBI. Everybody, say hello to Sabu.

He's been working for the FBI for nearly six months

He&#39;s been working for the FBI for nearly six months

He tweeted this about his bosses just a few days ago, and less than a week before a half-dozen of his co-conspirators were hauled away in handcuffs, thanks in no small part due to information he provided.

According to Gawker, he took his new role to heart: In February, he was arrested for trying to pass himself off as a full-fledged FBI agent.

He went to New York City's best public high school

He went to New York City&#39;s best public high school

Stuyvesant High class of 2001 REPRESENT!

Now he lives in this public housing block in NYC's Alphabet City

Now he lives in this public housing block in NYC&#39;s Alphabet City

He's also got two kids.

He's big into illegal street racing

From his YouTube page: "This is the [Acura Integra] DA doing a small burnout and drive by. Stock DA's will eat niggas all day :)" There are dozens of these videos. Here's what he sounds like saying, "this bitch is sexy."

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Source: foxnews.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/five-things-you-didnt-know-about-sabu-the-lulzse Tue, 06 Mar 2012 11:05:31 -0500 <b>Hector Xavier Monsegur used to run legendary hacker group LulzSec.</b> Today, we <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/03/06/hacking-group-lulzsec-swept-up-by-law-enforcement/#ixzz1oLNwgxdp">found out</a> he works for the FBI. Everybody, say hello to Sabu. jwherrman nonadult He tweeted this about his bosses just a few days ago, and less than a week before a half-dozen of his co-conspirators were hauled away in handcuffs, thanks in no small part due to information <i>he</i> provided. According to <a href="http://gawker.com/5890901/anonymous-snitch-tried-and-failed-to-pass-himself-off-as-an-fbi-agent-last-month">Gawker</a>, he took his new role to heart: In February, he was arrested for trying to pass himself off as a full-fledged FBI agent. nonadult Stuyvesant High class of 2001 REPRESENT! nonadult He&#39;s also got two kids. nonadult From his YouTube page: "This is the [Acura Integra] DA doing a small burnout and drive by. Stock DA&#39;s will eat niggas all day :)" There are dozens of these videos. Here&#39;s <a>what he sounds like</a> saying, "this bitch is sexy." nonadult Sabu often used an OpenPlan.org email address. Currently, the organization is working on an open-source tracking system for NYC buses. nonadult He couldn&#39;t even wait for the new season to start, according to his <a href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/84134940/Ackroyd-Et-Al-Indictment">indictment</a>. (This was actually part of one of LulzSec&#39;s <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42908950/ns/technology_and_science-security/t/x-factor-hopefuls-lost-personal-data-hack/">hacking campaigns</a>.) nonadult Meet The Bravest Voter In Iran http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/meet-the-bravest-voter-in-iran This guy showed up at Friday’s carefully-controlled parliamentary elections wearing a Toby Keith t-shirt, complete with American flag and patriotic slogan. He’s got, as The Atlantic’s Max Fisher says , “chutzpah.”

Source: brnu.netai.net

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/meet-the-bravest-voter-in-iran Fri, 02 Mar 2012 21:31:04 -0500 <b>This guy showed up at Friday&#39;s carefully-controlled parliamentary elections wearing a Toby Keith t-shirt, complete with American flag and patriotic slogan.</b> He&#39;s got, as <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/03/photo-the-bravest-craziest-most-ironic-voter-in-irans-election-today/253915/">The Atlantic&#39;s Max Fisher says</a>, "chutzpah." buzzfeedpolitics nonadult