The stars would be young, fresh Peeps. Some would be offended by the lack of orange chicks.
And take baths with Jessa, ‘cause that’s what young chickfriends do. They take baths together.
Hannah and Jessa would go upstate. But eating rabbits would also mean eating bunnyfriends, so some of the context might get lost.
Marnie would wear plastic wrap to Booth Jonathan’s big party instead of a plastic dress.
Hannah would snort powdered sugar, and it would transform her into a more paranoid, energetic, dancing version of herself.
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