You shall not pass.
Mail would be delivered via bald eagle.
Yeah, he really did the plane thing.
"I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain." TRUE.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, DAD!!" *slams bedroom door*
Hi, too soon police? Come quick, it's an emergency.
For anyone keeping tabs.
Because life isn't fair.
Must eat TV.
Turns out everyone in Hollywood isn't actually 17.
"It pissed with rain..."
"Can you point that high-powered perception at yourself?"
"I'm gonna f*ck Wonder Woman, sounds wonderful."
The hell being a dark place where you can only send pictures of your relationship to the production team.
"Sad sex jams" courtesy of Night Beds.
Time to sort the Avengers from the Trainwrecks.
Mr. Cullen will see you now.
Because imminent death is no excuse not to look really friggin' good.
The coolest teacher on TV recently showed up on an episode of Girl Meets World, and now we know everything we've always wanted.
Iconic for all the wrong reasons.
I guess Kelly is not just an American Idol winner — she's also a Starbucks lover!
Chad's just like us! He just wants to eat pizza and watch Friends.
"...if someone has seen my vagina, I think it’s OK that I say hi and give him a hug hello."
As told by Colin Farrell's Season 2 bender.
Spoilers for the end-credits of Marvel's Ant-Man, obviously.
The hardcore fans behind a Kickstarter have been following Nye to make a documentary of the man behind the "Science Guy" lab coat.
In honor of Sharknado 3.
BE STILL MY HEART.
"Rest peacefully with your mamma."
Bless you, Ani Bezzerides.
MAJOR SPOILERS FROM THE APRIL 23 EPISODE, "HOW TO SAVE A LIFE"!
"I loved him with all my heart, and I certainly love her with all my heart."
The daughter of singer Bobby Brown and the late Whitney Houston died on Sunday, six months after being found unconscious in the bathtub of her home. Officials have ordered an autopsy.
In a new animated short titled "Traffic Stop," a black man remembers his violent encounter with police during a 2009 traffic stop.