Given what I just found in Urban Dictionary, Lily should be very relieved that her bomb is not a chickenhead. Also according to Urban Dictionary, apparently there was a drug deal involved. However, I've never encountered anyone who talks like this.

but no, seriously, did someone get stabbed!?

lolwut?

If I attended that school, I'd play hizzooky.

Who the hell names their kid Sugar?

sometimes languages create smaller worlds.
If we knew “do boy” and the name was fitting, it would be easier to see the face.

im 21 african american and awesome and still have no fucking clue what the hell they were talking about

fo shizzle.

My word, I rather suppose the bloke with a chicken upon his head interrupted their finances meeting and wielded a knife with which to stab their explosives. Mmmm, yes. Quite.

Man, this stuff is whack. No fly Bomb would actually spout this chiz.

can someone translate? i want to know what happened now, but i'm too white!

I doubt people really talk this way!!!

for a text book author, this is probably the coolest thing they've ever written.