The Perfect Day For A Hamburger Lover, In Pictures

This is going to be the best day of your — and your pet turtle’s — entire life.

1. First thing in the morning, you wake up on your burger bed…

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2. wash your face,

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3. brush your teeth,

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4. and make breakfast.

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5. Doesn’t have to be fancy,

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6. but it can be.

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7. Or it can come out of a can!

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8. Then it’s time to help the kids get dressed,

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9. pack their lunch,

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10. put it in a bag,

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11. and send them off to school.

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12. Time to get dressed for work.

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13. Maybe you work somewhere fancy,

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14. or very fancy.

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15. Or someplace a little more casual,

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16. very casual,

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17. or very, very casual.

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18. Honestly, you should probably wear socks,

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19. even if you think your shoes look better without them.

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20. Now do your hair,

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21. and your makeup.

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22. You can go bold…

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23. …or more natural.

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24. Accessorize!

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25. You’ve got options…

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26. …lots of options…

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27. …for that bling.

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28. Before you walk out the door, be sure to water your plants,

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29. feed your pets,

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30. make sure you have your keys,

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31. and grab your wallet.

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32. Time for the daily commute!

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33. Remember: Safety first,

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34. no matter what kind of bike you’re riding.

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35. Grab coffee en route.

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36. Start off the day with some email.

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37. Oops! Wrong mouse.

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38. Tune out the noise and get down to work…

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39. ..or spend your morning pranking a coworker…

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40. …or just sharpening all your pencils.

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41. Get a mani on your lunch break,

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42. and scarf down a couple PB&Js.

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43. Maybe they’d taste even better with some burger-flavored Cheese-Whiz?

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44. Afternoon: get some paperwork done…

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45. …reward yourself with a snack…

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46. …and give yourself some time to just mess around.

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47. Don’t forget to back up your hard work!

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48. Hit the gym after work,

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49. or head to the park.

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50. There

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51. are a lot

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52. of

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53. options

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54. you can exercise.

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55. Now, relax for a bit.

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56. (Don’t forget your dog needs to relax, too.)

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57. (Not to mention your ferret.)

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58. Because tonight you will party!

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59. Call all of your favorite people and invite them over,

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60. tell them to bring presents,

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61. and dress to impress.

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62. Flaunt your best assets.

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63. There should be live music…

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64. …and good lighting.

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65. And of course you’ll make food…

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66. …season liberally!

*Note you should actually use kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper — not the stuff out of a shaker — but you probably knew that already / these are adorbes

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67. Be sure there’s a food option for your vegetarian guests,

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68. something healthy for the ones on a diet,

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69. and hot sauce for those people who only think food is good when it’s spicy.

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70. There should be entertainment for the kids…

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71. …and band-aids for the inevitable scraped knees.

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72. Don’t forget the indoor kids…

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73. …or the artsy kids…

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74. …and remember you may have some adults that were once indoor kids…

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75. …and still are.

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76. Consider hiring a clown…

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77. …and a face painter.

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78. Set out snacks,

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79. serve cookies,

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80. bake a cake,

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81. (mini cakes are fine too, duh)

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82. or serve ice cream.

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83. Have some adult beverages handy…

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84. …but don’t get drunk and start a fight; your knuckle sandwich is just for show.

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85. If you BBQ, wear a hat while you grill.

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86. But the party can also be formal!

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87. Need an excuse to party? It can be for Halloween…

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88. …Thanksgiving…

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89. …Easter…

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90. …in the summertime…

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91. …winter…

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92. …fall…

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93. …or spring.

94. All that matters is that you clean up before bed.

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95. Then it’s time to put the kids to sleep.

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96. Hope that they did’t eat too much candy…

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97. …to be sleepy.

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98. Try wearing them out with a bath,

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99. or read them a story on a comfy chair,

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100. or give them a quick geography lesson.

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101. Then slip into something comfy…

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102. …watch a little late-night TBS…

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103. …or do whatever hobby helps you relax at the end of a long day.

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104. As you drift into sleep, embrace the abstract,

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105. and let any troubling thoughts shrink away.

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106. And rejoice because everything…

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107. …is starting…

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108. …to look like…

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109. …a burger.

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