1. The exact second you wake up, before your eyes have even opened, you are thinking about your First Cup.
2. Your loved ones are AWARE when you haven’t had it yet.
4. …except wait.
5. You truly believe that your eyeballs don’t function as well without it.
6. You consider it a basic, fundamental requirement for existence.
9. Without it, you’d invariably act like a jerk:
11. Your favorite mugs communicate your dependence on the substance within.
You can buy this mug here if you want.
12. Sometimes very directly.
You can buy this mug here.
14. You’ve formed a life philosophy around it:
18. This is an accessory you would consider wearing in some form.
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19. This is a thing you’d consider doing, or at least pin to Pinterest.
20. To you, this moment proves that God is real.
THE MILK RAINBOW. ALL THE MOST GORGEOUS COLORS.
21. And you are happy to consume iced coffee in any form.
Iced Coffee Popsicles via The View From Great Island.
22. You spend so much money on it that you’ve tried recreating your favorite Starbucks drinks at home.
24. As long as this doesn’t happen, under any circumstance.
25. Your loved ones understand that coffee occupies a substantial amount of your available affection.
27. If anyone should ask you how many cups of coffee you’ve had today, you think:
28. When you yawn, everyone around you knows:
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