Dos And Don’ts Of Mail-Order Food

So you want to send a nice fruit basket or something. Read this first.

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scary reminder-of-mortality apple

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not a funny joke no no no

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ham pillow

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sprinkles on meat NOT COOL

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weird hot dog pie insulting not just pies but America

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STD cupcakes

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Heart coffee, $12

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The “Caperon” — made for Dad’s who want to ruin their teenagers’ lives

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Prairie oysters. You don’t want to know.

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‘Cause wtf are they going to do with that.

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Salty caramel popcorn vodka. Oh yes, it’s real.

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This seems like asking for trouble.

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Chocolate penis hats

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