1. The Electric Can Opener
Let’s assume you want to dedicate counter space to opening (and sharpening?) a can of Cream of Mushroom Soup at least once a day.
2. The Radio Teasmade
Because any decent clock radio can and should make your morning cuppa.
3. The Electric Bread and Meat Slicer
Imagine how manly your husband will look using this on a Thanksgiving turkey.
4. The Food Processor
Save yourself the onion tears with two magnificent speed settings.
5. Nonstick Pots and Pans
So what if Teflon was first used to resist uranium hexafluoride gas during the Manhattan Project. Now it belongs in your kitchen!
6. The Amazing Veg-o-Matic
Gallagher thinks it’s smashing and so will you.
7. The Slow Cooker
No it’s not a turntable; it’s the new way to make all meat taste exactly the same!
8. The Electric Citrus Juicer
It is time to throw away that old citrus reamer and then never say the word “ream” again.
9. The Electric Snackwich Maker
Insert bread and cheese. Receive instant happiness.
10. The Electric Corn Popper
Theaters are a bummer. Stick it to The Man with a movie night at home.
13. The Two-Slice Toaster
You read right: TWO slices, one toaster.
14. The Coffee Percolator
Mary J. Blige will eventually explain this word. For now, percolatin’ applies only to your coffee.
15. The Yoghurt Maker
So you too can lie about your age—just like these people from Georgia.