1. Cut the top for easier scraping
2. Use a dry erase marker instead of a Sharpie
3. Use a cookie cutter + a mallet
4. Trace a stencil with a nail or tack
5. Make holes with a power drill
6. Use glow-in-the-dark paint + masking tape
7. Preserve with a coating of floor cleaner
8. Use it as a punch bowl or drink cooler
9. Turn it into a keg
10. Give them teeth
11. Cover intricate, cut surfaces with Vaseline to keep them from drying out and curling up
