1.Looking to up your street cred? Pugs are the answer.
2.They know how to stick it to the man.
3.And also know how to just kind of look at you and make your brain and heart and face explode, even when they're just a cartoon.
4.Enjoying the company of pugs is often indicative of enjoying the finer things in life, like a quality cashmere sweater.
5.Try an introspective pug cameo to add a touch of class to any getup.
6.Pug rhymes with hug, which is what you'll want to do to yourself all day long when you're wearing this. You might scare some people, but they'll probably get it once they see your sweater.
7.For when you want to feel as light on your toes as your jolly, squishy-faced canine companion.
8.For when you want to do the same thing but you actually have a good job and make a lot of money.
9.You wouldn't want to wear plain black leggings and have everyone think you HATE PUGS, would you?!
10.Feeling a little glum today? Therapy shmerapy. Throw on a pug-wearing-glasses sweater!
11.And listen to some sweet-ass beats on these puppies. Problems. Solved.
12.OMG NOW IT'S CUDDLE-YOUR-PUG-O'-CLOCK ALL DAY LONG
13.Sad but true: Sometimes it's just not possible to dive headfirst into a sea of pugs and roll around having fun times with them. Here's a shirt that might help, though.
14.Is it possible to fall in love with and marry a bag? Because that is what's happening right now.
15.Some days, getting rained on cats and dogs gets a little old and you just want it to rain dogs.
16.JK cats never get old! Here's something for the pug lover who knows cats are just as cool and fun.
17.Seriously? Even the non-pug-obsessed will find pure joy in this adorable print.
18.Did you know that studies* show pugs are the most career-minded breed of the entire canine species?
19.Don't get too excited when hot babes start whispering sweet nothings in your ear all night — it's just the earrings. (Unless you're also really hot, I guess.)
20.I would actually be OK with this being my engagement ring.
21.Giant pug faces, much like your favorite leather jacket, can pretty much be worn with anything and never go out of style.
22.You guys.
23.Perfect for your next garden party or networking event.
24.Because wearing pugs during the daytime only is doing your non-waking hours a grave disservice.
25.For the Franco-pug-o-phile.
26.And the Anglo-pug-o-phile.
27.Because making out with your S.O. gets kinda tired after a while but dog kisses never get boring (unless you're a terrible human).
28.Pugs and babies make an for extra explosion-due-to-cuteness combo. Sorry, hope you're still alive. If you are, go buy this for a baby you know RIGHT NOW.
29.I just want to take a Glamour Shot in this sweater surrounded by a grumble (that's what a group of them is called — !!!!) of pugs wearing parkas and fuzzy boots.
30.And don't forget to accessorize your lil' smush-faced friend in some badass gear so he can roll out the door in just as much style as you do.
