Help if you can!
Help if you can!
Yeesh! Those lazy Millennials working two to three separate part-time jobs that have nothing to do with what they studied in college (or Grad school) so they can eat and pay the bills while fighting for unpaid internships at corporations that have almost completely outsourced their positions to an other country, or non-profits that have all but been closed due to lack of funding.
NO WORK ETHIC AT ALL.
Moreover, how did these folks even get a hypothetical interview?
I’m sure her parents are super happy they’re paying for her education.
WHY THE FUCK does everyone hate on successful, poised and eloquent women?
Yes, some things Gwyneth has said are douchey, but who gives a flying fig what this woman does? She’s openly finding balance within her life and providing for her children in every way she can possibly think of. I guarantee if this was an article about a prominent actor, he would be regarded as a culturally sensitive, award winning, loving father and all-around cool guy. No one actually hates Gwyneth Paltrow. It’s like trying to make “fetch” happen. IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. And P.S.: OF COURSE she’s going to come off as arrogant, it’s Harper’s Fucking Bazzar. Being surprised by seemingly arrogant comments made by persons interviewed for this publication is like being surprised when People Magazine runs heinous articles about “fat” celebrities and “who wore it better?”.
No D.C.?! We’ve got politicians.
One of the first questions you’ll be asked socially is, “who do you work for?”.
If you’re from Northern Virginia, you tell people you’re from D.C. (but be sure to make the distinction that you’re not from Maryland).
If you’re from Southern Maryland, you likely tell people you’re from D.C. (but be sure to make the distinction that you’re not from Virginia).
If you don’t have to take a bus between Metro rail stops, you’ve had a good day.
Ben’s Chili Bowl is as infamous as the Black Cat for being awesome.
Although our sports teams may not be the greatest historically, when you finally get a chance to take a picture with the Hogettes, your life is complete.