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Can We Guess What You Really Want For Valentine's Day?

True love is real, and the only proof you need is the sound of the doorbell when the pizza delivery guy gets to your door. Yes, it’s true, actual physical contact with another human being will keep you warm, but is it anything compared to the warmth of a pizza sliding down your gullet? Keep the romance real this Valentine’s Day and add some pepperoni if you’re feeling ~frisky~.

Pizza

You are a strong, independent person who don’t need no human, particularly because the end goal is ruling all of them. Pro tip: wait until a little bit after nine o’clock on Valentine’s Day when everyone is in a chocolate heart coma and then TAKE YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO STRIKE. But, uh. Keep it classy. If you can.

World Domination

Let’s be real: all you want is some Pratt, Pratt, Pratt. Yeah, he is (adorably) taken, but that doesn’t mean you guys couldn’t be total besties. If all your Valentine’s Day wishes were to come true, you and Chris Pratt would be spending it bro’ing out over the important things in life (read: food).

Chris Pratt

An actual legitimate snow day, not any of these amateur “two hour delays” or “you can still work from home” shenanigans. Yes, Valentine’s Day is on a Saturday this year, but your wish is for Friday to get covered in a blanket of such inconvenient snow that you don’t even have to entertain the idea of finding pants. ALL ABOARD THE NAPTIME EXPRESS.

A Snow Day

The foundation of every modern day relationship depends on one thing and one thing alone: your unrestricted access to binge-watching shows into mental oblivion together. All that’s missing is someone else paying for it. How could anything in this world be more romantic than free TV?!

Someone's HBO Go Password

Honesty hour: is there any holiday that wouldn’t be vastly improved by a J Law appearance? But she’d be especially great to have around on Valentine’s Day because you just know that girl would bring the best snacks and not judge that your idea of a romantic comedy has a plethora of fart jokes in it.

Jennifer Lawrence

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Can We Guess What You Really Want For Valentine's Day?

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