We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the weirdest thing they've ever used to masturbate. Here are the ~innovative~ results.
1. A Harry Potter wand
2. A makeup brush
3. A Nokia
4. A pen
5. A curling tong
6. A banana
7. Mascara
8. An electric toothbrush
9. A PlayStation controller
10. Tickle Me Elmo
11. A hairbrush
12. A spoon
13. A Clarisonic
14. A TV remote
15. A cucumber
16. Deodorant
17. A snorkel
18. A Lolly
19. A Cuban cigar
20. Ice
21. A bunk bed
22. Barbie
23. A screwdriver
24. A teddy bear
25. A lava lamp
26. Crayons
27. A battery-operated manicure set
28. A beer bottle
29. A 1885 Springfield musket
30. A lightsaber
31. Balloons
32. A Boyzone action figure
Here is a chart to show the most popular items. Spoiler alert: You may want to rethink borrowing that pen.
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.