26 Signs You Are Addicted To Chipotle

Step 1: Acknowledging the problem. Step 2: Doing absolutely nothing about it because it’s too damn good. Here are some signs you might be in an obsessive relationship with Chipotle.

1. This is your god:

Chipotle founder Steve Ells

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2. You commonly refer to yourself as a Chipotle addict or “Chipotlaholic” and joke about how their ingredients must be mixed with heroin or crack in order to give your addiction some sort of evidentiary support.

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3. You see that the line is out the door and down the street and it still doesn’t deter you.

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4. You never get tired of this set up.

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5. Just looking at this makes your mouth water.

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6. You rarely, if ever, deviate from your favorite ingredients. Occasionally you’ll mix it up with a new salsa or double something up but you know what you like.

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7. This is how you feel when they get stingy with the portions…

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8. You’re usually a very honest person, but…

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9. You have your own little ways of working the system, i.e., getting a bowl with soft taco shells on the side…tacos/mini burritos with most of the bowl leftover!

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10. You respect the delicate and learned skill of wrapping the perfect burrito.

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And you understand this epic struggle.

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But then this happens.

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11. You get giddy when you find the chips covered with the most crystal salty deliciousness.

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12. You noticed when the bright yellow corn salsa started to become white corn salsa…and you were skeptical of this although they assured you it was a seasonal thing.

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13. Of course you know about the nachos and the quesadillas, both of which are considered “secret” menu items for the less knowledgeable Chipotlians among us.

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14. When you go to Chipotle with friends you don’t talk while you eat…there’s no time for talking. It’s serious.

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15. The size of this guy’s burrito makes you want to stand up and start a slow clap.

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16. You literally SEETHE when the person in front of you has 5 orders they’re reading off of their phone…Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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17. This is how you feel while eating Chipotle.

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18. This is how you feel after…

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19. But that doesn’t stop you from coming back the next day bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

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20. Not even this will stop you from going back.

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21. You would (and probably have) dressed up as a burrito on halloween for a free “Boo-rito”.

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22. Heck, you’d even subject your helpless child to a foil wrap in order to get another one.

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23. Forget babies in flowers, you think this is much more artistic.

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24. You know just the right thing to say to your significant other to get them going.

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25. Sometimes you wish your Chipotle could whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

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26. You wrote this question on the FAQ section of the Chipotle website.

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Let’s face it, no matter how hard you try your Chipotle addiction will always get the best of you. They know it, we know it, better to just accept it now.

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And never let go.

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