How To Properly Seduce A Man With Bacon

It’s all about the bacon.

1. After a long day at work…

2. …he just wants dinner.

3. Pour him a drink…

4. …and slip into something more comfortable.

5. Keep things romantic…

7. Oh no! You forgot protection!

8. Sure enough, nine months later…

9. You’ll raise him right.

10. And start a family.

11. You’ll teach them to value what’s truly important…

12. …and keep them safe.

13. Maybe you’ll get a pet?

15. There you go. And though you sometimes dream of what might have been, other men…

16. …and far-away lands…

17. …in the end, you’re happy because you’re in love.

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