1. The Star-Nosed Mole
How cute! Wait, what’s that on its face?
Oh, nothing. Just an ungodly protrusion of innards and outards and slime.
You should have drowned it when it was weak. The grown aye aye feeds on your dreams.
To be fair, this bear lost all its fur due to a mysterious illness. But still! Who knew that bears were one close shave away from looking like hell-hounds?
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