No means No Justin
I was babysitting two brothers one summer in high school
They stuck popsicle sticks up their butts
I had to call their dad…..
Silver lining he gave me ,harry potter and the deathly hollows the day it came out for frees
To quote Kourtney: There’s people that are dying.”
no…..No…NO! That dress is white!
……fuck…..day is ruined now. I feel like detective rust cohle over all this
I have always been a over sexed person so nothing real fazed me but the first time my husband and me had sex after having our baby was horrifying… But not because I had just squeeze at little human out 6 weeks ago but for the fact that my 12 year old step son decided it was the best time to have a full on conversation with me. What I find most weird about it the first time he came in to talk he realized what was going on and quickly said never mind but then must of thought fuck it I really need to talk to her about finding my socks… And when someone going down town on you knowing where a 12 year olds boys sock is the last thing on your mind so for 5 painfull minutes I had to try tell him where they could be and for the whole rest of the day I couldn’t look him in the eyes
Maybe she going to play James Holmes in a movie
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Response to 16 Of The Funniest Lies You Can Tell A Child:
My best friend and I told her little sister that my best friend had a penis. When had her grandma confirm it for us. Also the blood of the innocent is blue she 16 now still don’t think she knows the truth
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