What It's Like Nearing The End Of Winter Quarter

I am definitely not not making this to put off studying for finals.

So, you've almost made it through another quarter.

You've made it through the awkward period of writing the wrong year on your assignments.

You've learned that coffee is even better when it is freezing outside.

But there is something evil on the horizon. It's almost time for finals.

So, like a good procrastinator, you go on facebook to complain.

But instead of support, you encounter... The Semester Bitch.

She sits there complaining about midterms when it is OBVIOUSLY finals season.

In reality, she knows nothing of midterms.

She has never suffered through 10 straight weeks of midterms only reprieved by finals and 2-3 weeks of break, and then another 10 weeks of midterms, reprieved only by finals and 1 weeks of break, followed by another 10 weeks of midterms and a third set of finals.

She is spoiled by a magical concept of "dead week," where finals week doesn't start within 12 hours of the last day of instruction.

But pay no mind to her.

Whatever.

Unlike her, come Spring Break you'll be exam-free, homework-free, and stress-free.

She may get an extra week or two of winter break and start summer a month early, but Spring Break is OURS.

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As long as finals don't kill you first.