Criminal defense lawyer here. The single most thing that movies and TV shows get wrong is how fast the case proceeds. In criminal cases, it takes months or years to get to trial. It doesn't happen overnight. Looking at you, My Cousin Vinny. 👀
One time I was on a trip to Paris with a friend. We took the subway on our last night there to visit the Eiffel Tower. While on the subway, this guy in a trenchcoat started screaming in French and walking ominously towards my friend and I. We thought he had a bomb or gun underneath…Â
I had been hooking up with this guy for about a month. He was extremely intoxicated one night, so we fooled around and went to sleep in my bed. Around 4am, I woke up and realized that my bed was soaking wet...he had peed all over my sheets and mattress. I had to get up and shower…Â
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