Why Being Single Is The Best Thing That's Ever Happened To Tom Welling

    Besides playing Superman, obviously.

    So T.W. took what seemed like a 40-year hiatus.

    We know officially or unofficially that he was in a cave for AT LEAST three years.

    Where is this sexy fellow, we all wondered?

    Where has that beautiful face gone?

    Well, ladies, hold back those tears.

    TOM IS BACK.

    AND TOM IS SINGLE NOW.

    HE'S READY TO MINGLE NOW.

    He's a social butterfly again, you guys!

    He has also aged to perfection, like old cheese.

    Look at all of his salt and pepper hairs.

    He's happy, he's joking! He's even jolly, you could say?!

    On top of all this excellent news, he's making movies again!!

    ALL IS GOOD, EVERYONE.

    LET'S CELEBRATE!

    For Tom is great and Tom is good.

    Also, has anyone else noticed that Tom is actually James Bond now?

    We should start a campaign.

    In conclusion, we can safely say he looks better than he's ever looked EVER.

    Thank you, Tom. Thanks for coming back to us.