30.
The "Incredibly Long And Incredibly Lean "
29.
The "Someone Should Invent Leather Socks"
28.
The "Ain't Nothing But A G-Thang"
27.
The "I'm Cold, But Not THAT Cold"
26.
The "Orange You Glad I Wore This" Dress
25.
The "Yes, I Do Collect Vinyls, Thanks For Asking"
24.
The "They Mold Award Statues After My Physique"
23.
The "I'm Not Actually A Conductor"
22.
The "Bonsai Bonsai Tree"
21.
The "Austin Danger Powers"
20.
The "I'm a Trendsetting Pilgrim"
19.
The "Did You Ask Me What My Favorite Color Is?"
18.
The "I Didn't Shave My Legs Today"
17.
The "Carrie Bradshaw Clubwear"
16.
The "Business Meets Pleasure And Then Meets Business Again"
15.
The "Grecian Fabric Store"
14.
The "We Haven't Installed Our Air Conditioning Unit Yet"
13.
The "Pinstriped Half-Suit"
12.
The "I've Got A Good Support System"
11.
The "Walmart In Panama City Beach"
10.
The "Wet Paper Towel With a Twist"
9.
The "Double-sided Tape Is My Savior"
8.
The "Zorro's Lady Friend Might've Worn This In The Movie"
7.
The "Hope You're Not The Least Bit Bloated"
6.
The "Whatever you Do, Don't Look Straight At It"
4.
The "You Don't Have To Go To The Bathroom Soon, Do You?"
2.
The "I Think I Was Supposed To Dry Clean It"
1.
Finally, The "Everything But The Kitchen Sink"
