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Victoria Beckham’s 30 Most Memorable Outfits

Aside from all of her Spice Girls outfits, of course. Happy birthday, V.B.!

30. The “Incredibly Long And Incredibly Lean “

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29. The “Someone Should Invent Leather Socks”

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For real, though.

28. The “Ain’t Nothing But A G-Thang”

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27. The “I’m Cold, But Not THAT Cold”

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26. The “Orange You Glad I Wore This” Dress

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25. The “Yes, I Do Collect Vinyls, Thanks For Asking”

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24. The “They Mold Award Statues After My Physique”

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23. The “I’m Not Actually A Conductor”

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22. The “Bonsai Bonsai Tree”

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21. The “Austin Danger Powers”

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20. The “I’m a Trendsetting Pilgrim”

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19. The “Did You Ask Me What My Favorite Color Is?”

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No? Well, it’s green.

18. The “I Didn’t Shave My Legs Today”

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17. The “Carrie Bradshaw Clubwear”

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16. The “Business Meets Pleasure And Then Meets Business Again”

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15. The “Grecian Fabric Store”

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You buy it and then you wrap it. Simple as that!

14. The “We Haven’t Installed Our Air Conditioning Unit Yet”

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But this dress is breezy as hell, y’all.

13. The “Pinstriped Half-Suit”

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Perhaps the invite to this event said “Be cool but be caj.”

12. The “I’ve Got A Good Support System”

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11. The “Walmart In Panama City Beach”

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That’s probably where she bought her hat. Or at least that’s where I got my t-shirt airbrushed.

10. The “Wet Paper Towel With a Twist”

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9. The “Double-sided Tape Is My Savior”

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8. The “Zorro’s Lady Friend Might’ve Worn This In The Movie”

7. The “Hope You’re Not The Least Bit Bloated”

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A see-through midriff! This is my worst nightmare.

6. The “Whatever you Do, Don’t Look Straight At It”

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For your health, don’t stare too long. It’s like looking into a laser.

5. The “Sassy Zebra”

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4. The “You Don’t Have To Go To The Bathroom Soon, Do You?”

Because if so, GOOD LUCK TO YA, LADY.

3. The “Broken Zipper”

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2. The “I Think I Was Supposed To Dry Clean It”

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It was longer. In length.

1. Finally, The “Everything But The Kitchen Sink”

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