1. If it’s possible, which it is, he is actually the perfect mix between boyishly handsome and fiercely masculine.
2. His physical beauty is second to none.
3. What must it be like to be the perfect specimen of a man, all other men wonder.
4. How does one roll out of bed and look this glorious?
5. What stamina it must take to balance in the fog on this slippery rock!
7. Of course he flies through the air with a freshly shaven chest, it’s Tom Welling.
9. His superhuman man strength prevents him from breaking a sweat during sports.
10. No other man on earth looks this regal in a tuxedo.
11. Where the hell have you and this leather jacket been Thomas John Patrick Welling?!
12. But seriously, his intensity is startling, I’m actually astonished.
14. Don’t be fooled, men. You can’t wear this turtleneck like Tom does. Actually, just no one besides Tom wear turtlenecks.
15. His sensitivity is truly remarkable.
16. Even dogs know when to stop and reflect on the perfection that is Tom.
17. A moment of silence to appreciate, please.
18. Look at you now, you ageless wonder, you.
19. Here’s to Tom, everybody.
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