The 19 Most Influential Man Earrings In Hollywood

Mearrings are cool.

19. Harrison Ford

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Sparkle Score: .2

Harrison, c’mon. A ball, really?

18. Zayn Malik

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Sparkle Score: .5

It’s a silver hoop so it’s mostly just shiny, you know?

17. Colin Farrell

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Sparkle Score: 1

Two hoops are better than one.

16. Chris Kirkpatrick

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Sparkle Score: 2.4

Normally, I’d say “The more mearrings, the merrier”. But I don’t know, you guys.

15. Michael Jordan

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Sparkle Score: 1.6

His hoop is very large but it doesn’t glimmer as much in the sunlight.

14. Johnny Depp

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Sparkle Score: 3

His man bling score is slightly higher because his jewelry collection is more enviable.

13. Keith Urban

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Sparkle Score: 4

Points for creativity because he paired different kinds of lustrous metals together.

12. P Diddy

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Sparkle Score: 5

I expected more twinkle for someone named Puff Daddy.

11. Cristiano Ronaldo

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Sparkle Score: 5

They’re nice studs, sure. But his hair really distracts from the overall dazzle.

10. Will Smith

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Sparkle Score: 6

The price is right on these babies, you know what I’m saying??

9. Justin Timberlake

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Sparkle Score: 6.7

Mhm. These are noice.

8. Usher

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Sparkle Score: 6.8

His diamond compliments his bow tie.

7. AJ McLean

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Sparkle Score: 7

He’s got a nose ring and a mustache that curls up, so yes and yes.

6. Bruce Jenner

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Sparkle Score: 7.3

He who jazzes up a golf visor is one razzle-dazzle son of a gun.

5. David Beckham

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Sparkle Score: 7.8

These are what I would imagine to be flossy. I’m not sure what that word means, but it seems most accurate.

4. Jamie Foxx

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Sparkle Score: 7.9

Looking directly into these gems could harm your vision. Look cautiously, my friends.

3. Morgan Freeman

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Sparkle Score: 8

THESE ARE OUTRAGEOUS. IT’S LIKE LOOKING INTO THE ACTUAL SUN.

2. Jay Z

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Sparkle Score: 9

I CANNOT SEE, I’M LITERALLY BUT NOT LITERALLY GOING BLIND.

1. Finally, Justin Bieber

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Sparkle Score: 10

IT’S TOO MUCH. IT’S JUST ALL TOO MUCH. THE PUBE-STACHE. THE DIAMOND HOOPS. I HAVE TO. I MUST. I’M TURNING AWAY NOW.

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