1. Guys, it’s Joey Fatone.
3. The man who’s always had a goatee AND a chin strap!
*Like, who can even do that??? Only Joey, LITERALLY.
4. Just your average famous person with beautifully luscious locks.
6. JOEY WAS BALDING!??
*Sort of balding.
7. So was this guy, Christopher Knight, from The Brady Bunch!
8. A lot of men, everywhere, submitted the same photos!
9. But luckily, these doctors who are pointing to largely zoomed in follicles found a solution!
10. Take it from JoFa, this sytem works.
11. Even fellow boy bander, A.J. McLean, got some in April!
*Backstreet Boys ARE BACK. Literally, on top of his head.
12. Do yourself and your extra follicles a favor, put them on your head!
*This might not be butt hair.