1. Someone somewhere on the planet obtained this security footage of Harry and Niall in the hallway of their hotel.
2. In this incredibly important video, you can see a shirtless Harry Styles walking toward his room.
3. When ALL OF THE SUDDEN, bandmate Niall bolts out of a door on his tippy toes wearing only his tiny undies.
4. Together they throw their arms up in some sort of joyous celebratory manner.
5. And then he does this.
6. WHAT. IS. THIS?
7. WHAT IS THIS THING??