David Blaine Freaks Out Kanye West, Katy Perry, And Other Celebrities In New Special

All it took was a little bit of magic. Wait or was this real? We’re not actually sure.

1. David Blaine stuck an ice pick through his hand during a segment on his ABC special Real or Magic. He did this many times with many different celebrities.

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2. Kanye West had the best reaction, BY FAR.

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3. He was, for once in his life, speechless during this moment.

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4. It was 100% clear he was extremely uncomfortable with this situation.

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*Cue nervous laughter.

5. Exactly at this time, Woody Harrelson said, “Man, I lost my erection entirely.” Moving on.

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6. Finally, a flustered Kayne gathered up his strength and courage to forcefully pull this horrific object out.

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7. The best part was when Kayne refused to look anywhere else but David’s rubber hand.

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8. We were left staring as he held the pick and laughed because he had no idea what the hell just happened.

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9. Next up, Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul.

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10. Their reactions were also priceless.

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11. Both of them actually had to step back out of fear.

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12. Is this what magic is?? What happened to card tricks and colorful scarves??

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13. Regardless, Bryan’s shoulder was there for Aaron during this moment of ridiculousness.

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14. They were actually their Breaking Bad characters in this moment.

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15. Fast-forward to Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith.

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16. David asked Will to make sure the pick is real, Will attempted to test it out on Jada.

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17. Once he realized what was actually happening, he hid behind his 5-foot wife.

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18. David poked the pick through and I’m pretty sure Jada shat her pants*.

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*She may not have shat her pants — we don’t know.

19. Either way, she was scared shitless.

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20. Will told everyone not to clap, just in case David felt the need to clap, and then the whole trick was over and everyone was scarred for life.

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21. After a team effort, the Smith’s ended the trick and will remain horrified for the rest of the week.

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22. Ricky Gervais was the most vocal out of everyone, obviously.

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23. He was the only one to ask the sensible question, “What the fuck?”

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24. Also, the only one to point out, “This isn’t a trick; this is just you sticking a fucking needle through your arm.”

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25. “What have you done, David?!” We agree, Ricky. WHAT has he done??

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26. Things got even stranger after David touched Jamie Foxx’s shoulder.

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27. Apparently, there was a mystical exchange between him and his daughter.

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28. When David asked if she felt anything, she was convinced he touched HER shoulder.

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29. The crowd went wild and Jamie had to take a breather.

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30. Katy Perry was more than OK when Mr. Blaine asked her if he could pop a bunny out of her purse.

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31. No bunny, though. Just a baby alligator. DAFUQ?

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32. “Did not sign up for this shit” is absolutely what she was thinking during their time together.

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33. She giggled, stepped back, and walked away shortly after. GOOD TIMES.

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34. Macklemore was a WEE BIT surprised when David decided to floss his eyeball.

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35. In fact, he cringed throughout most of this stunt.

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36. Killing two birds with one stone, perhaps?

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*Doesn’t make sense.

37. Who was responsible for throwing away that prop?? Eyeball juice. Gross.

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38. Probably one of the more entertaining tricks of the night was when he made Olivia Wilde sign a $20 bill.

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39. Right before he asked Jason Sudekis to rip a corner off and swallow it.

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40. Somehow, SOME WAY, he chewed it back on?! SO CONFUSING.

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41. That was surely the most magical thing they’ve ever seen.

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42. This video is dramatic and hysterical. Watch part of the special here!

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